'puns/painting1.png',
2 => 'puns/painting2.png',
3 => 'puns/painting3.png',
4 => 'puns/painting4.png',
5 => 'puns/painting5.png',
6 => 'puns/painting6.png'
);
$puns = array(
1 => "What's the name of that cafe in Gothenburg that often pours booze into the coffee?
Oh, you mean Sperm Whale?",
2 => "No one could ever make justice to the humour in a flea's poem.",
3 => "Did you hear of Emma who's dog is a cinnamon bun death?",
4 => "For some, deer hot is considered most important.",
5 => "Royal fear is rare, but much appreciated.",
6 => "Duck gotten is better than out-pumpkinned"
);
$style = array(
1 => "margin-top: 210px; margin-left: 180px;",
2 => "margin-top: 410px; margin-left: 130px;",
3 => "margin-top: 310px; margin-left: 130px;",
4 => "margin-top: 310px; margin-left: 180px;",
5 => "margin-top: 330px; margin-left: 210px;",
6 => "margin-top: 410px; margin-left: 180px;"
);
if (isset($_GET['painting']) == false) {
$painting = 1;
?>
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